Letter # 20

Dear Patron,

It has never ceased to amaze me the things that you will wear in public. Items ranging from fat baring t-shirts to the short shorts which also expose a bit of crack. Is there a particular reason you decide that these outfits are acceptable for public display? Did your mother tell you that your muffin top was attractive and you should show it to everyone you meet?

I often want to take pictures, print them and hand them to you just so you'll know how others see you. Not that it would dissuade you from making these choices, but perhaps it would give you an image of yourself that will forever be burned into your retinas.

I would also like to know when onesies became something adults wear.  Is this a new fad that I was not aware of? Are you showing your hunting prowess by wearing one in camouflage? Are you trying to avoid having to tuck in your shirt, wear a belt, don suspenders? Why wear a onesie? One thing for sure this does not in any way make your more attractive to "smart" ladies. It does however make you look like an idiot. However, it also makes me laugh, shake my head and wonder, but laugh none the less.

That being said - please look in the mirror before you leave home. If you're showing
a) too much skin
b) crack of any hinder parts
c) rolls
d) or are wearing just an overall hideous outfit.
Please go home and change. We'd really like to show that people with some class frequent our establishment.


Much criticisms,

Ripsy