Dear Patron,
It's called a library, not a liberry. If we were serving berries here then maybe I'd understand the whole mispronunciation, but at this point I really just think you're too stupid to say it properly. That was mean, yes. I'd apologize, but I'm not sorry. Please remember that the library is a place to educate yourself. When you leave you should have learned something... even linguistics. Mmm'kay?
Alright, now that you've been told the next time you come up to the desk and ask for a liberry card I'm going to tell you that you can get one at the gas station across the street.
You're welcome,
Ripsy
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