Letter # 14

Dear Patron,

                     Just so you're aware. I'm rarely wrong. Here however are the reasons you are.

1: never rush up to my desk and budge in line.
2: never yell at me and tell me to do things your way as my way is always better.
3: if I said I did something, I have. I have the receipt to prove it. You however have nothing.
4: when you threw a $10.00 at me and asked that $2.00 of it be put on your account and then ran away I assumed you didn't want the other $8.00 back. So thanks for the donation to the library fund.
5: rushing out of the library while yelling about how the customer is always right only proves that you're an idiot. Thank you, House M.D.

That being said I'd like to close with this. If you'd like to be treated with respect then stop being pushy and rude, as it will never work in your favor.

Thank you,

Ripsy