Dear Patron,
For the love of god put on some deodorant, brush your grimy, molding teeth, bathe once in awhile and for pity sakes CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES! You can't expect to wear the same thing day after day for a month and not stink. I'd gladly donate some stuff from my closet if it meant you'd get your act together and be presentable before you come here. Also, the elevator should not have to smell of putrid flesh when I get on it. There shouldn't be a lingering scent of body odor after you walk away from the desk. I shouldn't be able to smell your breath from clear across the counter. So, please, please, I'm begging you. Clean yourself up.
Thank you,
Ripsy
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