Dear Patron,
Thank you so much for calling to admit that the item you were absolutely certain you had returned last November (the one that we have been looking for ever since) was in fact under the seat of your other sports car. We suspected as much all along, but appreciate you calling to let us know instead of just slipping it into the bookdrop in the dark of night as so many others do.
Sarcastically yours,
Your Local Library Specialist
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