Friday, April 30, 2010

Letter # 13

Dear Patron,

                       There is such a thing as a stupid question. Let me give you some examples.

#1. Does your library have books?

#2. In a fight between an elephant and a cobra who would win? 

#3. If they fought in an elevator who would win?
#4. If Jesus played baseball would his team win every game?

answers --
#1. No, libraries never have books.
#2. The lion tamer would win.
#3. The elevator
#4. God is dead and we're alone. Haven't you heard?
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Thank you for playing,

Ripsy

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