Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Letter #5

Dear Patron,


I loved your outfit today. The slicky pants that swished swished when you walked and the giant tear in the back of your shirt that showed off the copious amounts of back fur were quite the combo. I'm also incredibly thrilled that you want to buy me flowers and take me on a date. I'll be sure to dress appropriately.

Oh, and don't get me roses... they're not my favorite, thanks.

Sincerely Acrimoniously,

Ripsy

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