Dear Patron,
Please refrain from storing your library card in the interior of your brassiere. As much as I believe in securing your card from the nefarious hands of others, I do not wish to soil my own hands with the gloss of your breast sweat.
Eternally cringing,
Clerk
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I soiled my hands yesterday. :( I was/am quite scarred.
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